My cache This is THE Worst Cache Ever was so bad that
not only was the container muggled, but the entire location was
stolen. Maumee Police, FBI, Homeland Secuirity and K.A.O.S. are
conducting extensive investigations into the unusual circumstances
surrounding the demise of the previous cache.
I'm afraid even the most
extraordinary efforts on my part will never approach the
unworthiness of the previous fiasco in its sheer crappiness. That
being said, here is the SECOND worst cache ever.
I believe I've found a similarly
wretched location worthy of the previous cache. I've constructed an
equally reprehensible container in the nether regions of the cheech
laboratory and it is ready for unveiling.
I am hoping to keep up the tradition
by making it onto some "least favorite" bookmark lists! As always,
I'm soliciting suggestions for making this one even worse in the
hopes that it can approach the low standards set by the previous
version. The entire cheech gang thanks you for your encouragement
regarding this endeavor and would appreciate a photo of your
experience. Thank you!
Here's the info describing this fiasco:
- the hint stinks, don't bother decrypting
- the coordinates are bad, WAY off
- it's in the playground under the swing
- it's 20 feet from the neighbor's window
- this puzzle makes no sense
- it might be that camo PVC thingy with the wires sticking
out
- the next to last stage is missing
- this puzzle has too many answers
- the terrain is incorrect, no way is a wheelchair going down
there
- the dumpster over there really stinks
- you could probably fit an ammo can here instead of a nano
- it's too long of a hike for this crummy view
- it's next to the cow pie factory in a road apple orchard
- it's a fake piece of hay in a haystack
- it's in desparate need of CITO
- it is another sudoku puzzle (sigh)
- don't step on the eggs in the duck's nest
- nobody mentioned there's no pencil
- did anybody get permission from the private property owner?
- short people can't reach this one
- it is on the canon AND the caboose
- disassemble all the sprinklerheads, it is in one of them
- your car may sustain damage from the potholes on the way
here
- the dead opossum never seems to disintegrate
- be sure to pour the water out of the cracked gladware
container
- just ignore the muggles
- try the other side of the No Trespassing sign
- nobody bothered to add attributes to let you know the hours or if
there are restrooms nearby.
- it's not near the crack pipe
- the cop car normally parks here waiting for speeders
- don't use the recommended parking, there is another private
driveway much closer, just be quick
- completely unscrew the electric panels, just be sure to pick the
right one
- the logbook is full and soaked
- this is not a puzzle cache, but if it was here is what you
would need to do:
Hold down your left mouse button and drag across
here-->add 1 to the latitude listed above,
then subtract one. Repeat this entire process as many times as you
desire until you get an answer you like. For a hint phone
home
