The Cash Cache, aka Don's Retirement Fund Traditional Cache
Hiram: Too many floods, can't keep up with this.
The Cash Cache, aka Don's Retirement Fund
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Difficulty:
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Terrain:
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Size: 
(micro)
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The easiest cache in the world to find. I don't want anyone to have
an excuse by not finding it. How do I mark it a .5 x .5
rating?
Here's the deal...
My caches are getting expensive, so I am allowing you to contribute
and keep me in business. That is unless you make it worth my while
to retire. Please do...
I do not know whether to call it a micro or a large cache since the
opening for storage is small but yet it is big enough to store a
lot. I don't know what you call the container but it is a large,
kinda round, hollow plastic device, pinkish in color, it has a
small slot in the top big enough for notes or dollars, two small
ears and eyes, and a round flat nose. There is a tube for the pen
and roll of paper fastened around what I think is its neck.
It can be visited by you over and over again. Please do...
How to proceed...
Arrive at the above coordinates any way you can. If you make it
worth my while, I will get you there personally.
If you drive, park the car at the parking coordinates of N39 09.503
- W084 45.505, turn the engine off, remove the keys, open the door,
get out of the car taking your purse with you, lock the car,
and turn toward the river.
I want to make this as
easy as I can for you, so there is a person hidden close to
the tree line on the left. Once you arrive there, he will meet
and greet you with a smile if his scarf is pulled down around
his neck instead of across his nose. I do not know this
person, honest, but if he leaves for a brief moment he
will leave the cache for you. You may or may not want to
remove the pen from the tube, your call, but expose the slot
and insert your donation into it. (If you fold the bills
properly, they will fit quite well.) Sign the side of the
container device, if that gives you a warm and fuzzy feeling,
but I don't care because the names probably won't be looked at
after I bust it open. Do not write large or put any notes
on the outside. Leave room for the thousands of others
that need to get here too. If you must write a note, unroll a
small piece of the roll paper and write on it. I would prefer
that you take your note with you, there is a garbage can next
to the parking area. If you must insert it into the slot go
ahead, but remember that only reduces the area for the
contributions.
If you realize that the container device is full call me right
away. I will check it regularly, but I don't want to lose
anything left for me. NO TRADING PLEASE, IT'S ALL MINE!!!
Additional Hints
(Decrypt)
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