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Oh, hello there, and welcome to the
Worst.Cache.Ever. page. Most people call me the Comic Book
Guy. Please, take a look around, but leave everything in mint
condition. The original contents of the Worst.Cache.Ever.
are:
| • Marvel's
Greatest Comics starring the Fantastic Four #85 |
| • Marvel Spotlight
on Warriors Three #30 |
| • The New Mutants
#37 |
| • Power Man and
Iron Fist #86 |
| • Power Man and
Iron Fist #89 |
| • Marvel Comics
Group: the Mighty Thor #253 |
| • The Thing
#33 |
| • Tales to
Astonish starring the Sub-Mariner #2 |
| • The Amazing
Spider-Man #277 |
| • Web of
Spider-Man #12 |
| • Vigilante
#12 |
| • Superman
starring in Action Comics #538 |
| • ElfQuest
#7 |
I have also generously supplied the
cache with some super-hero related swag for those of you who do not
wish to part with your valuable comic collection. Truly, with
valuable collectibles such as these, finding this ammo can will be
as simple as using Wonder Woman's lasso to get a villain to tell
the truth.
But, seeing as we are unfamiliar with
sarcasm, I shall close the cache at this point, and state that the
contents will not be easily found. Furthermore, your constant
requests for the coordinates have become more redundant and
annoying then the last three "Highlander" movies. Very well,
I shall supply you with the coordinates, but first you must answer
me these riddles three.
Riddle the first: After
parking at the co-ordinates above, you may be tempted to read the
two signs near the parking lot. As you do so, think of the
answer to this riddle: Read between the signs ... where
Ant-man would crawl, think small.
Riddle the second: You'll need
to follow the path, and when you walk onto the observation deck,
the Wonder Twin powers activate. Form of a bench!
Riddle the third: Gazebos are
structures that have been known to host weddings. However,
Aquaman cannot marry a woman without gills because they're from two
different worlds. Look not in the gazebo, but near Aquaman's
world for a snorkel.
If you cannot locate the complete set of co-ordinates, maybe
this cache is not for your infantile intellect. You may also
complete this cache by simply swearing like a super-villain to
receive the coordinates. But if you take this short-cut, rest
assured, I will be on the Internet within minutes, registering my
disgust throughout the world that you are the
Worst.Cacher.Ever.
I should also explain the rules that accompany this
cache.
#1 - No, you may not simply take a comic from the cache. Are
you the creator of Hi and Lois? Because you are making me
laugh. You must first place a comic into the cache if you
wish to take a comic. And, if you happen to be interested in
a very rare "Mary Worth" in which she advises a friend to commit
suicide, you must visit me in person at my store ...Thank
you...
#2 - If you did not *gasp* bring a comic book bag for your
exchange, I have supplied a few for your use.
#3 - Although this is hardly worth mentioning, you may also
exchange other, less valuable swag.
#4 - There is, of course, a suitable first-to-find prize. Yes,
it shall be awarded to the first participant to find the cache...
your powers of deduction are exceptional. I can't allow you to
waste them here when there are so many caches unfound at this very
moment. Go, go, for the good of the city.
Congratulations to The Mystery Crew on their FTF July 11,
2008!
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