Hi, I’m jollywally, and have I got a deal for you!
Don’t let my bright plaid sport coat, striped shirt, OVERSIZED bowtie, and flashy boutonniere distract you from this “beauty” sitting here on the lot before your very eyes. Just take a look at this classic baby. This gently-used rust-ic sedan is calling your name. I can see you’re already sold, even without a test drive (Whew, what a chump!!!). Make me any reasonable offer.
And hey, I can see you have discriminating taste and character. I’ll tell you what I’m going to do. Not that this sale needs any additional incentive… If this deal doesn’t bring a smile to your face, be sure to find the nearby cache. There’s no need to kick the tires or look under the hood to claim it… and it will surely add another BIG “smiley” to your day.
Richard Fox, Marion Parks Director, gave permission for this hide.