Salsman Stalks Snooki--That's a Situation Mystery Cache
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Salsman Stalks Snooki--That's a Situation
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Cache is not at posted coordinates!!! Last year there was a situation in which one cacher was accused of "stalking" another. This cacher eventually was found guilty by a jury of his peers, even though he was innocent of all geo-crimes. The truth, as they say, has now set that cacher free. There was stalking going on however, and the proof is below.
Last year a certain cacher was the ringleader of an accusation. About the same time, this cacher took a "family vacation" to the east coast. However, the family surprisingly stayed at home. What really happened? The journal that mysteriously appeared recently has the answers. Apparently the cacher left for the east coast not to vacation, but to court, woo, and win over the heart of a...a...something.
Like the old adage says, never fall in love at the jersey shore.
Day 1: Love Me Do I arrived at the shore early this morning and had to wade my way through the grenades coming out the front door. I saw my love for the first time.
Day 2: I Just Called To Say I Love You I attempted to contact my love today, but apparently the duck phone wasn't working properly.
Day 3: Crazy Little Thing Called Love Went to the club tonight with fist pumping on my mind, but with all the juiced up psychos in attendance, I had no shot.
Day 4: What's Love Got to do With It I decided to blow out my hair today and visit the t-shirt store, but the hair straightener burned my eyebrows off.
Day 5: You Can't Hurry Love I was out of clean clothes by this point, so it was a gym, tan, laundry day for us all.
Day 6: To Sir With Love Perhaps the best way to approach my love is to win over her roommates. I started showing my 6-pack abs to local grenades.
Day 7: Chapel of Love I decided when we do get married, we will toast ourselves with shots, shots, and more shots.
Day 8: A Big Hunk o' Love My love was hungover today (again) so I did the GTL route again.
Day 9: All 4 Love I sent over a taxi for my love, but somebody yelled, "CABS AHH HEAH!!" and everyone left for the club.
Day 10: Crazy in Love I was feeling a bit forlorn, so I took my own grenade home. Have I ruined things forever?
Day 11: I Think I Love You I love a woman who eats pickles.
Day 12: I Can't Stop Loving You My love cleaned the smush room today, hopefully in preparation.
Day 13: Love Letters in the Sand Went to the beach today set to creep on my love. Got a sliver from the boardwalk though.
Day 14: Love Bites What have I done? Pregnant already?? I guess that's what happens when you fall in love at the jersey shore.
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