Many people (amazed with my abilities) often ask me how I do it.
Well, I can't believe I am doing this, but I am finally going to let you guys in.
Encased within this tower, is an element completely unknown to mortal man except for me.
I alone control this element.
If by some reason, you find yourself inside the tower, well...it was nice knowing you.
It's a lot easier just getting used to being second.