Howdy Pardners, Welcome to Lord Draco's Dude Ranch! Whats that You say? You're gettin ready to go on a wild pony ride and You didn't save Your Hobby horse from whenz you was an itty bitty baby? Well then you have come to the right place. Here at the ranch we can help you turn that silly pool noodle into a pretty pony, with a soft mane bright sparkly eyes and reins to help keep Your new pony under control!
So C'mon over around 9am. We gots all the fixins to get you in the saddle, Just bring along Yer Silly pool noodle, one of my ranch hands says you can find them things at a place that sells them for a dollar, And in a jiffy we will have you riding yer own pretty pony off with the rest of the mob, It would be a great help if we knew if you wants to make one or just watch others make one, So thanks a plenty for letting us know.
If we aren't in the covered pavilion, we will be nearby with tables and pool noodle ponies!