This is the UK Mega Essex 2015 camping event and, by way of doing something a bit different, we've based the evening on the famous Dunmow Flitch Trials (see here for more details of this very old Essex tradition).
Three couples will be cross-examined in turn by defence and prosecution lawyers, to determine whether they have truthfully logged all DNFs for the past year and a day. The jury will be the crowd, who, after listening to all the evidence, will hold up a card to show whether they think the defendants are either innocent and have not logged a DNF and have found every cache they have tried for, or guilty and have been fibbing 
. The final decision will be made by the seasoned and venerable judge, who will also oversee the entire proceedings.
Judgement will be on the evening of 31st July 2015, between 6pm and 10pm which will involve lots of historical nonsense and very silly pagentry.
The punishment will be terrible!
The only things you'll need to enjoy this display of silliness are a great sense of humour, enthusiasm and a huge need for some FUN!
There is a special menu of traditional pie, mash and liquor (Or pie, mash and gravy/peas if you'd prefer) available for pre-booking via our web shop where you can also book your camping pitch. (The shop has now closed for orders.)
WATCH THIS PAGE OR LOG YOUR ATTENDANCE!
The result of the scarecrow competition will also be announced during the evening, entries for which are strictly for campers only.
We look forward to welcoming you to the MEGA FLITCH TRIALS!