Many people know about the famous AREA 51 located down south in
Roswell, NM, but very few have ever heard of it's ultra secret,
northern twin, AREA 52, which is located right here in MN (off of
Highway 52 and Butler Road). The sign will say Thompson Park
-- but do not be fooled -- you have entered AREA 52.
Because of the secrecy that is surrounding the base, Area 52 has
become host to many conspiracy stories from the public, including
alien habitation, reverse engineering of alien crafts and weaponry,
genetic testing, media disinformation, and other diabolical
research. History has shown that when aliens landed in this
area many years ago they shared much of their technological
advances with the friendly people of Minnesota. Wondrous
inventions like lutefisk, galactic sized shopping arenas, sticky
notes and biscuits in a can.
AREA 52 has been cleverly disguised all these past years -- but
you can plainly see as you pass by there is a nearby landing strip
for spaceships, now camouflaged as ordinary airplanes. Alien
spacecraft flying overhead may cause your GPS and compass readings
to wander - recheck frequently.
There is also an ancient crop circle in this area which is now
disguised -- do not be deceived! Watch out for aliens
disguised as frisbee players in this vicinity, testing out their
small experimental hover-saucers. Be extremely cautious of
those disguised as moms in their transport vehicles.
You will do well to come equipped with the latest technology in
anti-alien resistance spray to repel the skeeter shaped beings who
will attempt to obtain DNA samples from you.
The container you seek is an actual piece of a crashed alien
craft cleverly disguised at our test labs as a piece of surplus
military equipment.
Well labeled - very ugly, and full of little aliens who are fully
trained and ready to travel with you.
It also contains some rescued alien artifacts.
Unfortunately Elvis is gone -- he used to live in the bottom of the
original cache, but someone attempted to autopsy him.
Play along and have fun with this cache
After you find this cache -- please return it to it's cozy spot
and re-cover it as well as (or better) than you found it.
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