Not New (Stantion) But! (I-76 Westbound) Traditional Geocache
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Not New (Stantion) But! (I-76 Westbound)
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WARNING! This cache is LAME!
I was inspired to hide this cache by the genius who hid a similar
cache at the other service plaza on the eastbound side of the
Pennsylvania Turnpike near New Stantion (sic). This one is hidden
on the westbound side so that travelers going the other way can
also enjoy a cache hunt. I figured that I had better get dibs on
this spot before somebody else got it. Why didn’t I think of this
before? How could I be so dumb? Here I was lugging heavy ammo cans
full of stuff way up into the hills when I could have just dropped
a film canister into the grass by the turnpike less than 5 minutes
from home! If you have enjoyed any of my other hides then you will
not like this one at all. It is exactly nothing like any of my
other caches. Please do not go looking for it! I, personally,
wouldn’t want to go hunting for this cache on a bet but then there
is no accounting for taste, is there?
This cache is hidden just like its
inspiration on the other side of the pike. A certain amount of
stealth will be required to bag this cache since you will be in the
direct view of the MacDonald’s employees working the drive thru
window. Be on the lookout for the police who frequent this area
because they could take exception to strange behavior around the
dumpsters. They may try to arrest you for vagrancy if they think
you are poking around in the trash for something to eat. Have the
cache page at the ready and politely explain that you are looking
for a piece of trash stuffed inside a small plastic container. They
may accept this explanation or have you committed but either way
you’ll have a great story to tell!
I hid this cache really well so that it would be very difficult
to find because some people really enjoy the challenge of looking
for a needle in a haystack. If you enjoy a challenge like this and
cannot resist a cache conveniently located by a superhighway then
this is the cache for you! Cache is small, so remember to bring
something to write with.
Additional Hints
(Decrypt)
Vs lbh unira'g tbg n pyhr gura lbh nera'g tbvat gb trg gur uvag rvgure.