Some time has elapsed since I posted my last evil cache, Singularity.
I suppose everyone has been hoping I just decided to throw in the towel.
Ha! I am afraid the folks with that expectation will have to be
horribly, terribly, painfully disappointed! There is no stopping the
fiendish Dr. Ufo Koska!
I have grown weary of the 'Make them search in a very public place'
twist. It was a pleasant diversion at first, but I am afraid that it is no
longer enough to relieve the tedium. This cache is actually in a
park teeming with wildlife. Yes, Dr. Ufo Koska has a fondness for little
wild animals - they are so tasty when simmered in a little curry and served over
a bed of wild rice!
I am intrigued by the vexatious potential of multicaches. So, in order
to baffle, bewilder and perplex you, I have made this a multicache. A
gracious geocacher would tell searchers how many stages there are, but I am in a
nettlesome mood, so you will just have to suffer without that information.
You will never know how close you've come to the final cache before you gave up.
Ha!
As usual, in the final cache, there's a little log sheet with room for the date and your name.
If you were hoping that this cache log would be your big opportunity to commit
your epic poem to paper or otherwise perpetuate your grand literary legacy and
garner a Pulitzer for your efforts, you're going to be sorely
disappointed.
I would be delighted if those of you with the fortitude and skills to
actually find the final cache would sign the log in blood. If not blood,
any old pen will do, but you must bring the pen, because there is no room in the
final cache for one.
In the unlikely event that you find ANY of the waypoints or the final cache,
please take care to rehide them carefully, matching the original hide as much as
possible. Some of my other caches have gotten quite a bit easier because
careless cachers do not rehide the cache the way they found it. Please
rest assured that Dr. Koska knows which cachers are responsible for this
subversive perfidy, and if it continues, he will take swift and decisive action.
Also, if you search but do not find, you must post a not found log. I
know there are geocachers out there who, having been stumped by a cache, slink
off in disgrace but do not admit their defeat publicly by logging a DNF.
My evil minions will be observing the cache, and if they spot you
searching and you don't log a find, they will inform me so that I can post a
note detailing your unsuccessful hunt. You have been warned.
Please remember - this is a multi-micro-cache. It's supposed to be
hard. As LucyandRickie so sententiously put it, "No hissy fits
allowed.