Pirates of the Southern Tier
2009 - Round Top
Saturday, September 19th, 2009 - 11:00 a.m. to
3:00 p.m. at Round Top Park
Grub and Grog
We be havin' a potluck lunch at high Noon. We be supplin' the meat
n' coal n' basic eatin' stuff. Please post what grub/grog ye be
bringin'.
Costume Party
Dress Like a Pirate Costume Contest ~ Be comin' dressed like a
pirate and thar be treasure for the best!
Treasure Seekin'
Thar be a pirate map and treasure to be seeked. Argh!!
The Pirate Code
A pirate be not ask fer directions. Pirates are never lost, they
just ain't found what they be lookin' fer yet.
Parrots are ye preferred pirate companion. Monkeys are an
acceptable substitute, unless they fling their feces at
landlubbers. Then they are an awesome substitute.
When fishin', a pirate uses either a sword, a knife, or his bare
hands. Use of a hook is only acceptable if the pirate be missin' a
hand.
Pirates shall always wear boots, except in the case of a peg leg.
Then one boot is acceptable. Flip-flops are right out.
Pirates do not cry, except in the case of the loss of a shipload o'
rum.
When tellin' of ye treasure, a pirate must exaggerate by at least
130%.
Click har - if ye
dare!:Argh!