Dr Evil's First Ammo Box Version 2.1
This is a replacement for "Dr.
Evil's First Ammo Box" (GCTHB0)
Disclaimer: This is an
extreme geocache! Do not attempt this quest without proper safety
equipment! Seeking this cache without proper safety equipment
may result in serious injury or death! You are under no obligation to hunt my
cache. You do so at your own risk. Like any outdoor sport, it
carries the risk of unforeseen hazards. Use your best judgment with
the environment and conditions. As conditions and cache locations
may vary, it is the responsibility of the searcher to be familiar
with the conditions in the area to be searched, to adequately
prepare for those conditions, and to conduct oneself safely and
responsibly and remain within his or her personal abilities and
limitations. Children should be well supervised. When and if you
find a cache, you are under no obligation to touch it, reach it,
climb to it, dig for it, pick it up, or even open it. Open it at
your own risk. If food or drink is present, do not consume it,
throw it out. Individual Geocache sponsors assume no
liability for events, which may occur, related directly or
indirectly to your searching for a cache.
If you happen to be a bear or a tree goat you wont need any
safety equipment, but if you are a human you will.
WARNING! THIS IS A HIGHLY DANGEROUS CACHE TO
SEEK
The
True Difficulty/Terrain
Rating of This
Cache is 10/10
This is an extreme geocache. This
cache has been designed only for the most daring and wild
geocachers who thoroughly enjoy risking their lives and limbs --
and sanity -- in pursuit of their sport. DO NOT tackle this cache
if you are afraid of being punctured and bruised, afraid of
bleeding, or afraid falling to your death!
If you are a cat you would be well suited to seek this cache.
If you are a snake you may be able to attempt this cache. If you
are a sports car do not attempt this cache under any circumstances.
Even a sports car with a full compliment of safety equipment will
surely fail to find this cache. This is not a park and grab!
Warning: If you are a family of humans you will definitely need
safety equipment, however if you happen to be a family of frogs,
you may not need it.
If you happen to be one of these freaks you do not need any safety
equipment.
Now just a quick recap before I go into
the details of the cache:
Leopard = no equipment, Goat = no
equipment, Human = CLIMBING EQUIPMENT
REQUIRED!
Legal stuff: I am not a doctor, I only play one on the internet.
You are under no obligation to attempt this cache, and by
attempting this cache (or leaving the womb) you assume all
responsibility for your actions and the results of your actions. I
and/or GC.com shall assume no responsibility for your actions or
results thereof. One must think and be responsible for ones self,
and if he/she is unsure in any way shape or form of ones ability
one must not attempt to find this cache and/or sign the log. If you
fall from this cache you will die or wish you had died. Do not
attempt this cache alone and make sure you have an emergency plan
in place. A smiley is not worth mortal injury. Do not attempt to
drive up to this cache no matter how safe your car is. (unless your
car window is 50" high) If you are at the cache and see a
flying squirrel, do not be alarmed or jump. His name is Rocky and
he's the cache mascot. He may join you at the cache site as he is
very curious. Do not chase him, startle him, or attempt to touch
him in any way. If you see his friend Bullwinkle, do not come down
from the cache. Moose are very dangerous.
Disclaimer: No snakes, frogs, bears, cats, goats, RX7s,
leopards, moose, squirrels (flying or otherwise), families, or
strange naked people were harmed during the construction of this
cache OR this cache page. (However I was a little sore the next
day)
Instructions for finding the cache: Go to the listed
coordinates and look up! Once you have found the cache you are
under no obligation to retrieve it. Use common sense and remember
you take full responsibility for your actions and results of your
actions. Do not attempt this cache without proper skills and safety
equipment. FTF please take the Jeep TB and the FTF prize from the
log book.
Congratulations to the amazing cachers who have been
resourceful enough to find this cache!
1) FTF ----- Bigwheel
2) STF ----- Skeeterbait2 and Team Scrunchy
3) 3TF ----- Adventureheads