Oh give me a home
Where the buffalo roam
And the deer and the antelope play…
This was the dream of a certain young calf who thought himself a
revolutionary, a Cow Guevera you could say. His dream was that he
and his bovine brethren would run free and live at peace with the
buffalo, or die trying. His plan was to take up arms and fight
against the power that assigned their fate to the burger fry. His
captors overlooked his transcendental tendencies, his revolutionary
rantings, dismissed them as non-threatening; he would never amount
to anything dangerous. After all, he was just a scrawny calf, who
looked rather woozy…
No one suspected he was packing an Uzi.
To hear more of his compelling story,
http://www.cowswithguns.com/cowmovie.html
Cache can be found at a local site that escaped the devastation of
the Great Cow Rebellion. It is a small black lock ‘n’ lock
containing a stamp commemorating this unlikely hero. Any
similarities to a certain Ayn stamp are completely coincidental.
Bring your own ink.