My name is Freddy, and I’m here waiting for someone to come a visitin’. I live in the woods and my favorite spot is right here, sitting pretty, overlooking the nicest little bog you’d ever come across. No need to get your feet wet if you choose the right way in. But since I live where the sats are notorious here’s a hint or two to help you along: Bring your compass along, just in case. Find the vertical curl station. Take a bearing of 40º to a golden X near the edge of the asphalt path. From there go up the hill same as a deer would (go right of the nurse-stump) until you find a multi-trunked tree (with a telltale so you'll know it's the right one). The cache is north of this tree, in plain sight if you know where to look. Visit me soon, won’t you please?