I am Major G. O. Payne and you have been sent here for the
offense of bad cache logging. Private Joker over here copied and
pasted the same log into 27 caches in a row! And listen to this log
from Private Pyle. "TN/LN SL TFTC." I can't tell if that's supposed
to be a log, or the secret recipe for Alpha Bits!
But there is good news, ladies! You can learn to improve your
cache logging! I will teach you! By the time you finish this
course, your days of three word cache logs are OVER!
Your first obstacle is called a Liar's Cache. It's a simple 1/1
micro and even Pyle should be able to get to it easily. So why the
5 difficulty rating? That's where the lie comes in!
Your mission is to seek out and find this simple 1/1, but to log
it as if it were a 5/5. And I expect detail! I want to hear, in
just the on-line log, about broken limbs, four mile hikes uphill
both ways, days of searching. I expect creativity! I expect
ingenuity! And most of all, I expect substance!
Hop to it, ladies!
Note: The reason that this geocache was created
in the first place was to promote the creation of original and
entertaining logs, especially from those geocachers who do not
typically write such logs. It was originally implemented such that
anyone who wished to log it as a find was required to write a
creative and robust log. The intent is to encourage the expansion
of ideas. That remains the intent and basis of this geocache, and
it is requested that finders please put forth the effort to write a
creative log. Doing so lends respect to the owner of the cache and
those watching the cache, and doing so also lends credibility and
respect to the log writer himself. However, it is not a requirement
in order to log this cache as a find. The cache owner and the
followers of this cache hope that anyone who chooses to log a find
on this cache also chooses to abide by the intent - your
entertaining logs are greatly appreciated. Thanks.
Fine Print: This is the third in the series of
LIBC geocaches. The first one,
here, is located in Tennessee. The second one,
here, is located in Texas. This third one is in Ohio. Want to
join a growing field and enjoy the benefits of boot camp
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