GCP0CV Cache Cows - King of the Hill Style (Traditional Cache) in Texas, United States created by Stratman and the Hoot

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SeeWhyMan: Yeah man, I'll tell you what, this was one of them dang'd old good times! Them dang'd old democrats took down my sign, man, and some other libertarian done came and poured a bunch of trash all over where the cache used to be, I'll tell you what! So there just ain't really no point in having this dang'd old cache here no more, man, so I'm gonna archive it today. Yeah man, dang'd old Good Cache. Rest in dang'd old peace man.

GCP0CV ▼

A cache by Stratman and the Hoot Message this owner

Hidden : 5/21/2005

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Size: Size: micro (micro)

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Geocache Description:

You are looking for a film canister in disguise. There is poison ivy nearby, but not where I placed the cache. Just be aware of it! Please replace the cache excactly like you found it. There is $5.00 for the FTF! This should be a park and grab for most of you...

Hank, Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer are driving down I-35 back home to Arlen, coming from a lawn mower show, when they see a special billboard.

Hank (chuckling): Well, that’s about the funniest thing I’ve ever seen, I’ll tell you what!

Boomhauer: Yeah man, I’ll tell you what, you be talkin’ about that danged old billboard sign with them danged old cows, uh huh, trying to paint a sign to ‘Eat more danged old chikin.’ Yeah, man that’s some funny stuff!

Dale: Those are not just ordinary cows. They have been placed here by the government to advertise the consumption of chicken, only it’s not Sanderson Farms chicken. It has been injected with a chemical agent to deaden brain cells and lower morality and intelligence levels until we are all shriveled down to mere democrats! (Lights a cigarette) When they finish painting, the sign will say, “Chick-fil-a-buster.” The government gets the proceeds for all the advertisement…from those Cache Cows…Just look what they have already done to Travis County! Hank, drive us out of here faster!

Hank: Dang it, Dale! You’re talking in your sleep again!

Dale: And besides, who else would put two cows way up in the sky painting a sign? Wait a minute… Who else WOULD put two cows way up in the sky painting a sign?

Bill: Speaking of cows, I was thinking about having a barbecue at my house when we get home. Dale, can you bring the steaks? Boomhauer, could you bring the beer? Hank I have the charcoal and a Chuck Mangione album, so could you bring Peggy?

Hank: Dang it Bill! You can’t get a true steak flavor with charcoal! You need to use propane. It’s the cleanest burning fuel and will add nothing nor take anything away from the taste of your steak. I’ll tell you what, if you want, with my business card here, you are now entitled to a 3 dollar savings on the legendary Acme Grillmaster XT212 – the perfect companion to a Texas steak dinner, besides a wife to share it with.

Bill (under his breath): Show off!

Boomhauer: Yeah man, just danged old hurry it up, man, I’m getting a page from danged old Mother Nature and I’ll tell you what, man, it’s danged old urgent! And besides man, I got on them danged old Indian briefs, uh, huh, and I’ll tell you what, man, they’re danged old creeping up on me.