HaLiJuSaPa: Per BriGuy's log, went to check on this, and not only was it gone (already?), but CITO'd an empty beer bottle and bag about 3 feet away. Not a good sign.
So with a heavy heart, we're archiving this one. It had a great run considering it all. Thanks to everyone who found this (and enjoyed the picture of a very young me and my dad!).