An average LPC is normally a pill-bottle-sized container hidden under the removable, decorative skirt. Don't expect it to be that boring. Remember, this is NOT average.
Please be EXTREMELY careful with the cache, and keep the whole act away from muggles. Are you ready for this strange cache? Don't worry! They'll keep coming! (On second thought, I'm the one who isn't worrying- so maybe you should be!)
Mwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congrats to dayvid4444 for FTF! Hope this was out of the ordinary.