Here we go! Redneck – hhmmmm – The term originated in reference to
agricultural workers, alluding to how the back of a person's neck
will be burned by the sun if he works long hours in the fields.
That’s our story and we’re stickin’ to it.. Read on and have fun
with this series.
You Might Be A Redneck IF ... You hope they left the lite on
fer ya!
All folks need to grab a good nites sleep and be treated
luxuriuosly. Nuttin bedder than a warm bed under the crown jewel of
Redneck Heaven. Come on in, put down that tote sack, take a bid
bath and put on yer jahmers. Sweet dreams and don’t let the bedbugs
bite! I’d lock that door what keeps the wind out if I was you. You
kin crack the winder to hear the frawgs croak, it’s bedder than a
sleeping pill, promise. There may be burnt covers from smokes and
bit drafty in places. Don’t forgit to yank the cord on the arn
after arning yer britches the next day, cuase it culd be a while
before the fartrucks can git thare.
Wurds of Wizdom, You made yer bed, now you haveta lie in it.