Cuzin Jethro done got sent to Irak. The boss general come to Jethro and done told him that as fur as book learnin go he was one dum redneck, but when it com to taken care of jet engines he was an Idestien, (whoever the dude was)and de needed Jethro over there to get the F-16's in top shape.
So this was the last visit to Delaware for Billy Bob and me to seys good-by to our cuzin. We seed where the local Delaware kashers liked our kountry kash, so we decided to do a real mountain kash to shows da flatlanders what a real hard kash is like. Billy Bob done found a mountain in Delaware but its just an itty bitty thing buts its da best we could find.
To make it a special Tennesse mountain kash I brought a big stock of my best homemade moonshine to stock the kash--enough to give every delaware kasher a taste of da good stuff. Its been a special family recipe for a long time all the kounty boys nos that Big Bubba Bodine makes the best stuff in all of Tennesse.
Jethro and his country pals at the Airbase just had to try my special batch of moonshine. Next thing I sees is dem boys done drunk the whole batch. It was time to do da kash, so I done put out da multi-kache including the super big container to hold a lot of moonshine only it was empty.
I had to go back to Tennessee, so I send up another special batch of the moonshine and Cuzin Jethro said he done stocked the cache with it.
I don't no what happen to Billy Bob. He seys hes going off to do som hunting wit hez ole trusty gun. Last time he done shot a really big doe that had a fawn with it. Billy said som thing about da fawn would be all growed up by now and sould be a nice big buck by now that he sur wanted to git. Billy Bob got dis nasty streak and some times he just gota go hunting and killin animals even if it aint hunting season. Who nos what Billy Bob be up to, cause som times his using his good old boy Kounty charm to go huntin up the local women folk. He said som thing about he might go after one of them three hot good-lookin blond Delaware geo-babes. Billy Bob is my cusin and I grew up with him, but somtimes hes not a nice person.
Big Bubba Bodine sees a Big Kountry Hey to da Delaware flatlandrs and go easy on the moonshine--its strong prime shine made with my special family recipe. Eveybody in the Tennessee mountains nos that:
The best kountry moonshine
comes from Big Bubba Bodine