Cache Cow Traditional Geocache
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We almost renamed this "The Lost Cache" since it has been out there for about 1 1/2 years. We just relocated the coords. Have fun you FTF dogs ! Our apologies to Gary Larson.
It all seems like a blur to us now.........
We don't really know when it happened.
My wife collects bears and I collect shot glasses.
So where did all of these COWS come from?
And why our house?
Finally, we realized we could not HIDE from the obvious.
This must be an al-COWda plot to STEER us to their side.
Yes, don't you see?
Slowly, but surely they plan to HERD us up and MOOve us out, and that's no BULL.
We knew we needed a plan, and over a bottle of wine from RainBO VINEyards we made our plans.
We decided on the classic T-BONE maneuver like we saw in the movie "HAMBURGER Hill".
So like a LEATHERneck, we drove a STEAK into the ground and began to ROUNDUP our opponents, HOOF them out of town, and CORRAL them away from us.
Well, we've MILKed this as much as we can.
Obviously, this story is UDDERly ridiculous.
Have Fun!
The cache is a Rubbermaid container and the original contents are:
1 Logbook, Welcome Letter, Pen and Pencil
1 CITO Bag
1 Ceramic Cow and Calf
1 Cow Keychain
1 Babe the Cow
1 Beanbag Cow
1 Jumping Cow
1 Small Cow
1 Tonka Cow
1 Red Cow
1 Brown Cow Keychain
1 Jessie the Cowgirl
Additional Hints
(Decrypt)
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