Flip Dizzy - Bad Juju Mystery Cache

Hey man. How's it going? I thought you weren't ever going to come out. I almost got out and started walking. Too far to walk, man. Too far. If I had walked I would have been late, man. Can't be late. Can't be. Hey man! Why are you slowing down? Don't stop! We can't be late. We just can't be!

Hey man! Look out!

Hey, man. Turn right here. Yeah, man. That's it. You are going to turn right again up here a little ways. Thanks man, I really appreciate you giving me a ride. I needed it. Wait! No! No! Don't turn here! Go on across Summer. We are going to get on the interstate just right up there.

Get off here, man. Walnut Grove. Go on under, man. We want to go East. Like the setting sun.

Good, man. You are the coolest. You are taking me all the way out there and don't even know why. Do you know why, man? Do you? You don't, man. You really don't. Well, man, let me tell you why. Oh cool, man! Look! Shelby Farms! That's where they got the buffalo. You ever seen the buffalo, man? They are cool, man. I like hiking out in Shelby Farms. It is one cool place. Remember that, man. Remember that.

So, man, I was going to tell you where we are going and what we are doing tonight. You see, man. It's a secret, man. But I'm going to tell you because you are cool. Yeah, man, you are cool. You see, man, me and Alfred and Kenya are meeting up with Angela, Bert, Charlie, Doug, and Earnest. Then we gotta do some stuff. I'm not really sure what it is we are doing, but they told me to bring some stuff. Weird stuff, man. Really weird stuff.

Let's see, man. What do we have here. Okay, Wanda told me to bring six live chickens and Lisa said that we needed a turtle egg. Now Doug, man, he said to bring eight strips of tinfoil. But then he changed his mind and said we didn't need any at all. Mike told me to bring a pair of golf balls. Somebody else said to bring some brandy, I don't remember who. Five drams worth. They said what brand but I didn't remember what kind so I hope that Christian Brothers is good enough.

Odd stuff, huh? Well, now is where it gets weird. Gil said that I just had to bring goat teeth. I asked him how many and he said that five should be enough. Layne said to bring a bottle of wine. Then she laughed and said I didn't need to because she already had all that was needed.Joe, he said not to forget salt. Eight handfuls worth. Jerry said eight sulfur matches and Dave wanted a big old goose egg. Crazy stuff, huh, man?

I think I got everything they wanted me to bring. At least I hope so. I'm worried though, man. Really worried. What if I got it all backwards? That would be bad, wouldn't it?

Oh wait! Turn, man, turn! Right here! Turn right here! Man, you almost missed the turn. Okay man, slow down. We are in a neighborhood now and we don't need to go so fast. Up here in a little ways we will be turning right again. There it is. See it? Yeah, man, right there. Cool. Just follow this street on down, we are almost there.

All right, man. Slow down. Yeah, man. Go ahead and pull over there. Yeah, man. Park it here, man. Park it right here.

Hey, man. What'cha waiting for? Go on and get on home. You need some sleep 'cause you gotta work in the morning.