While preparing for The Federations latest soiree in the ONF, I was
shopping for certain items of modern convenience to ease the shock
of leaving porcelain behind in civilization. While I'm no wimp
about sucking and/or biting insects for the most part, I am not yet
comfortable exposing my flourescent white nether regions to ticks
and chiggers if it is within my means and ability to protect said
glowing flesh. So, after acquiring the appropriate paper goods
(hereafter known as a "log" sheet), I spied a marvelous invention
on the top rack in the camping department. The sign said it was a
hassock but upon closer inspection I discovered it had another,
darker and lower purpose which greatly excited me. With this
marvelous invention in my possession (and a generous length of the
aforementioned "log" sheet) I would no longer be subjecting by self
to direct exposure to nature's many legged blood drinkers! WOO HOO!
The cache has moved and is now resting in it's official home
which is at the above referenced coordinates. It will most likely
be used for only 2 of the 3 uses to which it has served in the
past. That is, of course, unless I carry it with me on my next
adventure into the primitive wastelands of Florida or in the case
of dire and insistent need. Any future movements (of the cache
container) will be noted by way of a note posted to this cache page
so watch this page if you're into that kind of thing.
As a service to future finders no matter where found, it will be
appropriately stocked so it can be used to it's fullest potential
if desperate circumstances arise. In that case, please note that
logs on the cache page will be deleted if makeshift "logs" are left
in the container. I know..... it's been done before on this
cache but let's not bring that up again!
To keep from being a party pooper, all logs for this cache
should include some manner of appropriate (TO THE CACHE) humor.
That should exclude most if not all (truly) appropriate humor. At
the very least, you should include a pun or one-liner. In this
instance, corny jokes are to be expected so fling them on the wall
and see if they stick!
This cache was placed by a comfort seeking member of
the
Northeast Florida Geocachers
Association