Its a rocky road, watch your step and keep your balance here. Bring a pen, watch for sleeping creatures, and please be safe; cache at your own risk.
Happy Birthday to my friend Freddddddddddyy, who moved far away from iowa recently. For your birthday this year, I got you this cache instead of a present. Its like buying a star but cheaper (FREE!) and you can bring girls here. So enjoy, and treat everyone who finds this as someone wishing you a happy birthday.
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