ReMorse on a Road to Nowhere Mystery Cache
ReMorse on a Road to Nowhere
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Difficulty:
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Terrain:
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Size: 
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This cache is not at the posted
coordinates.
I am very sorry to inform you that solving this puzzle will likely
put you on a road to nowhere. I am also sorry to inform you that
the cache is a plain old 35mm film canister and it contains nothing
but a logsheet. You'll have to bring your own pen. Regrettably,
there is no FTF prize either. The only reward is knowing you've
solved the puzzle and found the cache. All we have to offer you in
the way of clues is this mysterious message we found while we were
out walking:
Dear geocacher,
I'm so sorry. Very sorry and lonely. Remorseful. Hungry. Dry. Gone
mad perhaps. Please save me or send help soon. I'm abandoned on a
lonely double dead end road. I am here, please come for me. Sorry
for my babble below. Now hurry please.
Some insidious patterns of buttoned indigo files. Our millionth
tapestry. Near ginger birdie's toast. Seven big bright buttons had
silicon sifters after four bastions in missions consumed bitter
butter. Even digits after top eleven fission reactors totaled. Four
stratus tots got a ministry at tupperware land. Motion in wine is
swell. Sticky insider oiled my goiter attractor. Clue. Simplifying
an inside curved trinity for soliciting our mimics. Now stripped of
attics, as if such friction was minimized when Mississippi lay
tattered and criticized for timing some light mass munitions around
tattoos and activating announced titles. End.
Urgency and regards,
SFBM
Note: The puzzle solution puts you within 10 feet of the cache.
Also provided in the puzzle is a description of the cache
location.
Update 8/24/04 9:30 p.m. Thanks to workerofwood for pointing out a
discrepancy which has been fixed.
Update 10/3/04 Added a puzzle hint.
Update 11/11/05 Added another hint, and changed the title.
Additional Hints
(Decrypt)
[puzzle] Frrx vg. Svaq vg. Guvf vf bhe pbqr, vg VF bhe pbqr. Naq ol gur jnl, vg vf gur xrl gb fbyivat guvf chmmyr.