It has come to the attention of local law enforcement through a
tragic confrontation that led to the injury of a local Deputy
Sheriff that a new and highly dangerous criminal street gang is
operating in Central Florida.
This gang, known simply as “Who’s Yer Daddy
“(WYD), is a highly motivated and well trained attack force
that specializes in neutralizing law enforcement and security
services.
The Modus Operandi of this gang is to befriend targets and lull
them into a false sense of security by wagging their tails and
barking playfully. Occasionally tactics involving groveling and
licking of feet have also been employed. Once the target is off
guard, the gang member will then dance playfully around the
target’s feet before launching a devastating and effective
attack that involves the gang member jumping into the air as high
as he can and biting the target squarely on the toe. The resulting
infection and series of rabies shots serves to effectively
neutralize the target for a substantive period of time rendering
them ineffective to perform law enforcement and security
duties.
This gang is highly selective. Members must possess certain
identifiable skills and traits. Members are graceful, alert,
swift-moving little dogs with saucy expressions and are compact
with terrier-like qualities of temperament. Members must be well
balanced and may not exceed 6 pounds.
Members are easily identified by the distinctive
“Who’s Yer Daddy” prison tattoo on their left
shoulder.
The only information on their whereabouts is a coded message
that was left behind on their last hit. The message was written on
a strip of paper and states:
TYTYPTSTRGNENTTXWEFFOHEWTHENPNWWEIOIIRVOHTSTOIOENGRVNEENEYEEINSSTHTETENOIOVENEIT
For more information, contact D/S Sky Tale, District 5, CSA 16,
at the Canya Getit Sheriff’s Office.
