The cache is not at the
listed coordinates. Solve the puzzle below to find the actual
location. Please replace the cache container exactly
as it should be. You'll understand.
Good programming talent is hard to find.
So I decided to try this new service. At
first, everything seemed great; the talent showed up right on time,
and they seemed to be working hard. After about 10 minutes, I went
over to the nearest one and looked over his shoulder.
Uh-oh! All that showed up on his screen was this:
92344700041512274212631574526929728692883088729967237736423
Clearly, some training was in order. So I showed him how to use
the whole keyboard, not just the number pad. He seemed to get it,
so I went off to get some coffee. When I returned 15 minutes later,
I looked again. All he had added was this, without even a single
line break:
..(\d)4+(.)0*(..).(\S{3})\w{3}(\S+?)6\d(.).*?7(.+?)[0-2](.)9(.*?)7
This was just not working! So I took him into our Training
Center and gave him a week's worth of training on everything from
the keyboard to the CPU. He was a good student, I think; at any
rate, he got his MSCE certification.
Monday morning, he was there right at 8:00 sharp. When I arrived
at 10:00, I let him into the building and he went right to
work.
After the by-now obligatory 15 minutes, I looked over his
shoulder once again. This time, I saw this:
$1$2 $3.$4 $5$6 $7.$8$9
While this may have seemed like progress, I admit to getting
angry. I grabbed his hands and pounded them on the keyboard. "Use
letters, too!" I screamed. He just stared at me with his big
eyes.
So I decided to give him one last chance. But 15 minutes later,
this was all I saw:
IXAKGBBFSSWMXAQSZSVBVSNABYVSTZVSQQGXFQCXFMYCMUSRXVUXVSPSBZ
That did it! I sent him back and demanded a full refund.
The only problem is, now I can't find our source code
anywhere. Can you help me? Please?