ARTHUR: There it is! The Bridge of Death!
ROBIN: Oh, great.
GALAHAD: Look!
BEDEVERE: What is he doing here?
GALAHAD: He is the keeper of the Bridge of Death.
He asks each traveller three questions--
ROBIN: What if you get a question wrong?
ARTHUR: Then you are cast into the Gorge of
Eternal Peril.
GALAHAD: Who's going to answer the questions?
ARTHUR: Sir Robin!
ROBIN: Hey! I've got a great idea. Why doesn't
Launcelot go?
ARTHUR: Good luck, brave Sir Launcelot. God be
with you.
KEEPER: Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death
must answer me these questions three, 'ere the other side he
see.
LAUNCELOT: Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper.
I'm not afraid.
KEEPER: What is your name?
LAUNCELOT: My name is Sir Launcelot of
Camelot.
KEEPER: What is your quest?
LAUNCELOT: To seek the Holy Grail.
KEEPER: What is your favorite color?
LAUNCELOT: Blue.
KEEPER: Right. Off you go.
GALAHAD: Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm
not afraid.
KEEPER: What is your name?
KEEPER: Stop! What is your name?
GALAHAD: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
KEEPER: What is your quest?
GALAHAD: I seek the Grail.
KEEPER: What is your favorite color?
GALAHAD: Blue. No yel-- Auuuuuuuugh!
KEEPER: Heh heh. Stop! What is your name?
ARTHUR: It is Arthur, King of the Britons.
KEEPER: What is your quest?
ARTHUR: To seek the Holy Grail.
KEEPER: What is the air-speed velocity of an
unladen swallow?
ARTHUR: What do you mean? An African or European
swallow?
KEEPER: What? I...I don't know that!
Auuuuuuuugh!
BEDEVERE: How do know so much about swallows?
ARTHUR: Well, you have to know these things when
you're a king you know.
Virtual task: Goto S34? 55.065, E138? 36.236. Count the number
of sides of the plaque? = C = ___. (Note: This knight might have
had pink as his favourite colour, and he apparently got a question
wrong.)