Dr. Mahoney Baloney Traditional Geocache
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A pleasant picnic cache.
Located in the occasionally busy picnic area south of the Maloney soccer field is a micro cache that makes use of some native material. It’s not recommended for Geocaching during picnics - you must crash picnics at your own risk. The doctor does recommend a critical examination. You must avoid strenuous activity such as climbing or digging. Patience furthers the search. Night searches not recommended. Do not attempt if you are experiencing dizziness or pepper allergies. You should not operate heavy machinery while searching. Adverse reactions in adults include eyestrain, brain cramps and occasional swearing. Side effects were generally considered mild when compared to Plague, Dysentery or Chronic Geocashing Syndrome. Do not risk reporting your syndrome to real medical personnel, especially those with the power to have you committed. Overdosage - if you are attempting five or more caches per day, seek help. Previous success with a similar Marky cache is recommended until the condition clears up. If not successful, take two aspirins and try again in the morning, or just have a picnic and repeat later. Discontinue after three attempts. Extended searches may produce stinging, blistering, pruritus, urticaria and general irritation of the skin. Successful Organ Park Donors may be posted cryptically on the north end of the southern Maloney stands. If you are having problems, check to see if your name appears there. If so, this could explain the cause of all your problems. Cache has a log only and is too small for a writing implement, so bring your own. Be nice to all trees. A fiver for the first to find.
Additional Hints
(Decrypt)
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