Lostboy1966: To: Micron High Command
From: Sub-Commander Qalix, Earth Expeditionary Force
Subject: Resignation
Masters,
It is with great shame I must report that our initial mission to invade Earth has resulted in abject failure. I accept full responsibility for this, and hereby resign as Captain of this War Saucer. I will do the honorable thing and disintegrate myself, allowing the crew to appoint a more capable leader and fly this vessel to another base of operation, there to open a new offensive against these primate 'humans'.
I'm thinking someplace warmer might be nice. Yarr.
Sub-Commander Qalix, signing off. Hail Micron!
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