This is a cache 'Roast' directed at the FTF: CommanderUSN.
Some ground rules:
#1 - this is all in good fun
#2 - keep it clean, this is a family game
#3 - if you don't know the FTF, just make something up
#4 - if you don't want to roast the FTF, roast whomever you like
#5 - this is all in good fun
LETS HAVE SOME FUN!!!
The FTF honors goes to:
CommanderUSN
(He has informed me that he can take anything, so let er rip!!!)
Good luck, and Happy geocaching!!!