This cache will bring you to
Santa Claus Cemetery. That’s right. I have it on good authority
that this is indeed the final resting place of that most famous of
all jolly old fat boys. You won’t find his grave, of course, as he
was buried under one of his many pseudonyms. Local legend has it
that his ultimate demise involved Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, a
crossbow, and a dispute about overtime pay, working conditions, and
selling the rights to a reindeer reality show to Fox.
Santa’s death was, of course,
the source of a government cover-up, the likes of which has not
been seen since the Kennedy assassination, Watergate, or just about
anything that occurred during either of Bill Clinton’s two terms in
office. Word on the street is that all Christmas deliveries are now
made by a combination of Fed Ex, UPS, DHL, the USPS, and a crack
team of Army Rangers flying Black Hawk helicopters.
You’re looking for a decon
container hidden in a typical way in a typical place. It shouldn’t
be hard to find. Just please take extra care when you retrieve it,
and please try to put it back exactly as you found it. There is
enough room for small trade items. BYOP
By the way, have you ever
noticed that, if you move the letters around a wee bit, SANTA
becomes . . . SATAN! Coincidence? I think not . . . Good luck and
have fun. As always, please be respectful of the surroundings and
no night caching!