Join us ye scurvy dogs and scalawags fer a pint or two o' ale and th' finest food t' crawled out o' th' chum bucket. There be plenty o' brews t' choose from and since we have agreed to a parley, meanin' not t' damage any thin' in this here fine establishment, thar be half off all drafts.
The gathering at the Hartnell Castle will commence at 5 pm. Then at 6 pm, per request, we'll pose for the group portrait. We be want'n t' show our fancy schmancy attire off. Don't ye be lettin' the tides make ye late cause th' sirens start t' sing after dark. We be plannin' t' set sail for home at 8 pm with our bloated bellies. Ahhh, it'll be a fine night fer all!
Th' Event is to celebrate International Talk Like A Pirate Day. It will be September 19th but my ship will be out t' sea fer th' week. As always, we'll be havin' a fun game or two so keep yer good eye open and bring a spare peg if you be needin' one? Yer not required to wear a full Pirate Themed outfit but it'ed be kind if you were a sportin' mate n wore somethin' Piratey. 
We be raisin' our glasses and sayin' our fare wells to Spartan Warrior at this Event. He be leavin' us fer th' Army n this be his last Event until his return next year. 
EVENT SPONSORED BY THE MT.SHASTA CACHERS.