Fellow Caches, as I stand here before you, it is my duty to deliver today's sermon.
"It is with regret that I must inform you of the missing cache. Recently 'The Rats' lost a smallish screw top container in this very area, it has a number of swaps and a logbook contained within. Please don't be fooled by its size, it is of extreme importance to us."
"Could those cacher's in the first tier, near the edge please be quiet!!! The surrounding walls have ears and we don't want this secret to get out".