*** EXTREMELY URGENT WARNING
***
We do not encourage anyone to actually attempt this cache!
While scouting the area for a nice, safe, daytime caching site,
we found ourselves in the clutches of a mysterious swamp
creature. A Skunk Ape, perhaps? The Creature from
the Black Lagoon? The fabled Honey Island Swamp
Monster? We can’t say for sure, and we were not in a
position to ask too many nosy questions, but Chicken did manage to
snap a single clandestine photo of the strange being and its hidden
lair:
After several terrifying hours in his captivity, we were
released on one condition: that we place a night cache in the area
to lure unsuspecting cachers deep into the swamp. If you
choose to ignore our strong admonishments and proceed to the cache
area, you do so at your own considerable risk. YOU HAVE BEEN
WARNED!
*** END OF DISCLAIMER
***
The listed coordinates will lead you onto the grounds of the
LNVA Saltwater Barrier. You’ll find plenty of parking along
the wide shoulder of the road. In order to complete this cache
you’ll need a good source of illumination; a flashlight or LED
headlight would be ideal, although even the bravest of souls might
find themselves wishing for a Q-Beam. Other suggested items
include extra batteries, bug spray, and perhaps an ectoplasmic
cannon for self-defense. Do not attempt this cache during
daylight hours, as you will be unable to see the Swamp Lights that
will guide you along.
At the starting point you’ll find an orange US Army Corps of
Engineers Survey Marker. From here you’ll need to shine your
light around until you locate one of the mysterious Swamp
Lights. Head for that spot and repeat the process to find the
next Swamp Light, and so on. The Swamp Lights may vary in
style, color and placement, so expect the unexpected. The
trail will lead you through the woods, around a series of abandoned
sand pits, and into a dark and foreboding swamp of cypress and
tupelo gum. What? You’ve never before found yourself in
a swamp after dark? Perhaps you should read the disclaimer
again…
The Swamp Lights will (eventually) lead you to the cache
container. Just like on the old treasure maps, X marks the
spot. If you’re lucky, maybe you can shake the swamp
creature’s pursuit for a moment or two so that you can sign the
logbook and peruse the trade goods. If you somehow manage to
survive this far, you’ll need to find your way back out. You
did remember to mark a waypoint at your parking spot, right?
PS – Did we did mention that you should not
actually attempt this cache?
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Night Cache
Dogs Allowed
Dangerous area - use caution Snakes
Bring a
Flashlight Off-trail Hiking
Required Swimming Nearby Wear bug repellant!
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