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Swamp Lights Mystery Cache

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Difficulty:
3 out of 5
Terrain:
3 out of 5

Size: Size:   regular (regular)

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*** EXTREMELY URGENT WARNING ***

We do not encourage anyone to actually attempt this cache!

While scouting the area for a nice, safe, daytime caching site, we found ourselves in the clutches of a mysterious swamp creature.  A Skunk Ape, perhaps?  The Creature from the Black Lagoon?  The fabled Honey Island Swamp Monster?  We can’t say for sure, and we were not in a position to ask too many nosy questions, but Chicken did manage to snap a single clandestine photo of the strange being and its hidden lair:

After several terrifying hours in his captivity, we were released on one condition: that we place a night cache in the area to lure unsuspecting cachers deep into the swamp.  If you choose to ignore our strong admonishments and proceed to the cache area, you do so at your own considerable risk.  YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

*** END OF DISCLAIMER ***

The listed coordinates will lead you onto the grounds of the LNVA Saltwater Barrier.  You’ll find plenty of parking along the wide shoulder of the road. In order to complete this cache you’ll need a good source of illumination; a flashlight or LED headlight would be ideal, although even the bravest of souls might find themselves wishing for a Q-Beam.  Other suggested items include extra batteries, bug spray, and perhaps an ectoplasmic cannon for self-defense.  Do not attempt this cache during daylight hours, as you will be unable to see the Swamp Lights that will guide you along.

At the starting point you’ll find an orange US Army Corps of Engineers Survey Marker.  From here you’ll need to shine your light around until you locate one of the mysterious Swamp Lights.  Head for that spot and repeat the process to find the next Swamp Light, and so on.  The Swamp Lights may vary in style, color and placement, so expect the unexpected.  The trail will lead you through the woods, around a series of abandoned sand pits, and into a dark and foreboding swamp of cypress and tupelo gum.  What?  You’ve never before found yourself in a swamp after dark?  Perhaps you should read the disclaimer again…

The Swamp Lights will (eventually) lead you to the cache container.  Just like on the old treasure maps, X marks the spot.  If you’re lucky, maybe you can shake the swamp creature’s pursuit for a moment or two so that you can sign the logbook and peruse the trade goods.  If you somehow manage to survive this far, you’ll need to find your way back out.  You did remember to mark a waypoint at your parking spot, right?

PS – Did we did mention that you should not actually attempt this cache?

Night Cache Night Cache Dogs Allowed Dogs Allowed
Dangerous area - use caution Dangerous area - use caution Snakes Snakes
Bring a Flashlight Bring a Flashlight Off-trail Hiking Required Off-trail Hiking Required swimming Swimming Nearby mosquitos Wear bug repellant!
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