WELCOME TO GRINCHMAS aka THE GRINCH WHO
WILL STEAL CACHEMAS, And he can.
Last year much to the Grinch’s
dismay
The disruption of Cachemas did not go his way
So time has passed and many lessons were learned,
This year the Grinch is determined not to be spurned.
While jamM Claus may hope the Grinch would
not last
He is about to find out he will soon be surpassed.
As the lines are clearly drawn in the sand,
The Grinch's battle is going as planned.
Let POFE publish those jamM Claus
caches
Cause the Grinch is waiting to turn them to ashes.
JAMM will whine again and cry foul play,
But the great one POFE will say NO WAY.
-Muggle Grinch-
In disruption of the holiday season “The Grinch” is devious
enough to present “The 13 Days of Stealing Cachemas”, a cache
series running from December 24 to January 5 modeled after a
familiar Christmas story by DR. SEUSS. For each of the 13 days (I
like that number) a new cache is released. In addition to the
winter-friendly fun, each cache may contain a clue to the
coordinates for THE final prize cache where a special gift awaits
you (unless it has been stolen.) The “Prize” is something stolen by
the Grinch. There is no need to trade or steal – NO and BAD luck to
all of you.
To find this cache DO NOT GO TO
THE POSTED COORDINATES.
(Unless you want to see Cachemas Headquarters)
Instead find the 13 stolen Cachemas caches, collect the
clues, and use them to figure out the final coordinates to the
"park" for this cache.
The "park" is closed from dusk to
dawn.
-Have a
Miserable Cachemas- from THE GRINCH.
DISCLAIMER,
(Please Read Before Starting The
Series)
This cache is meant purely for the Grinch's recreational
purposes. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is
intentional. Void where prohibited unless you are caught. Some
disassembly required. Dead batteries included. Contents may settle
during cache finds. Use hints only as directed or as a last resort.
Do not cache while operating a motor vehicle or heavy gps
equipment. Subject to Pofe approval. This is not an offer to sell
geocache items. Maybe too intense for some cachers. Do not disturb
wildlife. If condition persists, consult Pofe. No user-serviceable
parts in caches. Freshest if found before cachemas series release
date on cache pages. Subject to co-ordinate changes without notice.
Downloading cache page constitutes acceptance of agreement and your
stupidity. For off-road use only. As seen on geocache site. One
size "nano" gives fits to all. Many caches look alike. Cachers may,
in time, fade. I have written cache descriptions which seem to be
right for you. Slippery when wet especially in water. For caching
use only. Not affiliated with the cachemas series. Edited for
caching. Keep cool; process and find promptly. Post office, FedX
and UPS will not deliver. You have to find them. Coordinates were
accurate at the time of hiding. Not responsible for direct,
indirect, incidental, or consequential damages resulting from any
DNF’s, error or failure to perform. At participating coordinates
only. Penalty for finding ahead of publishing. See hints for
sequence. Substantial penalty for micros. Falling rock or rock
falling your call. Your log is your receipt. Caches sanitized for
your protection. Sign log book without admitting guilt. Cachers and
their families are eligible. Beware of reindeer. A few cachers have
been briefed on some hides before the release. Limited time offer.
Find now before next year to insure prompt credit. You must be
present to find. No passes accepted for this engagement. No
purchase necessary. Processed at location stamped in code at top of
the cache page. Cache only in a well-ventilated area. Keep away
from fire, flame, or muggle. Replace with same type if it needs
maintenance. Approved for veteran cachers. Better chance of finding
for two or more. Not tax deductible. Some equipment suggested is
optional but necessary. No Canadian coins accepted. Reproduction
strictly prohibited. Procreation at your own risk. No solicitors.
Sales people only after bribes. No alcohol or horses. No anchovies
unless otherwise specified. Cache package, not for resale. Do not
try this at home. Call toll free before digging. Warning practiced
on a closed geocache site by professional cachers. Cachers do not
carry cash. Some of the cacher trademarks mentioned in this product
appear for incrimination purposes only. Decision of Pofe is
final.
Grinch and his brands and all of the caches he hides guarantee
non purity and non quality, not fun of hides. If after finding any
cache and logging it for a reasonable amount of time ( maximum 3
minutes from date of find), a cacher determines it to be
unsatisfactory (defective), the cacher should (upon authorization
from Grinch ) return the log entry to the geocache website for
removal of a find. Credit toward another find or a travel bug less
shipping and handling fees, will not be considered. This supersedes
all previous notices.
