Park and Ride Hide-" Used Cars"
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This hide has newer coords, cause nobody liked the TRASHY hide:)
This hide has new coords and exists only because a cacher came to find it just as it was being disguarded and the hide, eradicated. It is now an even easier find and in a completely different place. I got under 5 ft with the new coords. Please rehide well, as it is very exposed otherwise! Thanks a ton to wilsons99106 for saving this!!!
Park and Ride Hide is a cache we came up with while exploring another possible cache placement. It seems funny to say this, but during business days, there is no place to park. I won't tell you where it is, but even the worst coords will get you there! You can park at one of the nearby businesses and walk to the cache during business hours, or you can just block someone in for a while as they won't be back till after work. I have been to this place a hundred times and Grammy more than 1000. It never struck us to put a cache here till some new developments occurred. Except for 6am-9am and 3pm- 6pm there is hardly anyone there. Weekends it is mostly deserted. So this is the place and in keeping with this place, a theme was chosen. The cache is a Tupperware container with a snap on lid and it is filled with junk cars that just seemed to be turning up all the time. You may have to deal with a blackberry vine or two. Please hide the cache as well or better than you found it. FTF prize is a $5.00 Mickey D's gift card. Have fun!! Listen up, cause I ain't gonna say this twice! I'm talkin' 'bout Used Cars! Not pre-owned, not reconditioned, and definitely not restored. These cars been run hard and put away wet, and at these prices they won't last long. Really messy divorce, fired at your boss, no proof of income, just out of prison, in fact, just broke out of prison: YOU qualify! Low down, no down, duck down! No, he wasn't shootin' at us, at least I don't think he was! I'll admit, some of these cars been jacked and didn't make the cut, but if you need a clear conscience, I'll get a clear title. The selection is enormous and our warranty can't be beat. If you decide you don't like the car, drive it back in and we'll give you another one, no questions asked! Why do people drive the cars they drive? They wanna to be noticed! You DON'T wanna be noticed, so we got mostly Accords and Camrys, nothin' that stands out. Some got dents, torn upholstery, stereos ripped out. We can put in a scanner for you. Why do you want our cars? Cause we got 3 NASCAR mechanics on staff and these babies purr like a kitten, and go like a bat out of hell. We can add nitrous! Goodyear racing tires all the way around. We got one, two, and three body trunks. I've been told, there are a few with bullet proof glass. You only want to rent the car? We do that! You need somethin' special ordered? We do that! You want to dump one and have the interior steam cleaned? We do that! Repainted, not a problem! There's no business like our business, and we want YOUR business. We're NOT like the other guys. You can get the same deal tomorrow, next week, next year! How'd you find out about us? Cell mate! We get a lot of referral business. No, we don't hide nobody out, but we do have a place to shower and change clothes. How come we ain't shut down? We use a lot of grease, and we got a good lawyer on board. Bail bondsman, too. One stop shopping! You buyin? OK! WE don't take credit cards, checks , or anything that has to be fenced. CASH! Can you throw it out the window as you drive by? Sure, a lot of people pay that way. Let's make a deal!!! Brought it home, cammoed the top, put er back. How can you ignore the advice of someone with two "z"s in their name:) CONGRATULATIONS TO GrievousAngel FOR FTF!!!
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