Dihydrous Monoxide: The Colorless
Menace
Dihydrous monoxide, or DHMO, is a colorless, odorless chemical,
which has been deemed harmless by the federal government. This
means that big corporations can dump as much as they want into our
water supply. Yet, despite this status, the military has spent
billions of dollars building and designing weapons to harness this
chemical. Prolonged exposure to its solid form can cause severe
tissue damage, and in its liquid form, it causes millions of
dollars worth of damage every year and claims thousands of lives.
Mixed with oxygen, it can become a powerful corrosive agent. Some
symptoms of DHMO ingestion include bloating, excessive urination,
and even vomiting.
Here is a partial list of places DHMO can be found:
- most household chemicals, including floor cleaners,
pesticides, and other poisons
- excised tumors from terminal cancer patients
- many types of industrial chemicals
- several types of chemical weapons
- fire retardants
- several different types of junk food
- baby foods and baby formulas
At this time, there is not a single body of water on Earth that
is not polluted with this dangerous chemical. The time for action
is NOW!! If you want to get involved, write or e-mail your
congressional representatives.
Together, we can stop the threat of dihydrous monoxide. For
additional information, please click
here.
In spite of the inherent risks of handling this chemical, you
will need to acquire around 8 pounds (roughly 1 gallon) and bring
it with you. You will then find a chemical reactor that will
allow you to transfer this nasty substance into a nice yellow
smiley for you.
The cache is log-only. Bring a pen.
Good luck, and Happy Caching! 
