IMPORTANT SECURITY NOTICE: Please respect the sensitive nature of this downed aircraft. Intergallactic surveillance forces our administration to annihilate any logged reports compromising the security of this space vehicle's location. Releasing information about encryption techniques or location of government-sensitive material will result in vaporization of your report (and yellow humanoid smiley) with a request from Star Command to redocument the information while respecting planetary security.
Please let miniature humanoids know that the force field in the area is electric.
An alien colony inhabits the downed ship and will be there to greet visitors to the crash site! (Nanoo nanoo)** They are *not* to be disturbed after dark, when they are working hard at reconstructing the downed ship.
Time-saving tip for voyaging humans...bring your translation guide to aid in inter-galaxy communication with the alien that will greet you.
*********Please rehide the spacecraft as well as you found it if not better. There has been a problem with humanoids leaving the ship exposed to the general public, which compromises the security of their mission as well as future human missions to the crash zone.********