Toadally Natural Garden Geocache
Essentials for those with truncated listing:
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Don’t climb any gates, fences or touch the electric fence.
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Cachers under 18 must be accompanied by a parent or guardian.
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Please NO night caching.
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Sandles or other footware is recommended.
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Parking is preferred on the blacktop driveway, away from the barn.
As owners of this privately owned property and clothing optional venue, Paul and Jane Groth welcome geocachers to this cache by offering FREE access to the cache.
The cache itself is located in an area where clothing optional rules apply. Don’t worry if you come before opening or after closing, that sign is for produce sales. Nudity is a complete non-issue south of our log cabin as the sign notates “clothing optional beyond this point”. Parking is preferred on the blacktop driveway, away from the barn.
As the clothing optional name implies, you don’t have to do this cache naked- but then again that would be just an average cache. Here’s your chance to be FREE of clothing in nature, in a safe, friendly setting.
Although there has been some good natured ribbing to those unwilling to try the cache naked, just remember to log it as a regular cache. Please spare the excuses (too cold, no one or someone there) No stealth is required. Stealthy behavior will make you look suspicious.
Please stay on mowed paths and areas once you pass the 2nd reference point. It is best to walk past the “clothing optional beyond this point” sign, before disrobing. This will give you a positive “naked” in nature exposure without potentially shocking some stranger dropping in to buy produce or eggs.
At the 2nd reference point there is a clothes rack and a port-a-john which is on the South side of an old log house out of view of the driveway…for any shy folks. From that 2nd reference point please stay on mowed areas where you will find the location of the trailhead nearing the cache.
A true naturist or nudist is a squeaky clean family orientated person. There is no open sexual behavior. However many parents would not understand or believe that. (Pretty much anyone who has not experienced nudism). And anyone doing this cache may see the owners, visitors, Toadally Natural Garden members or other cachers naked, so I can’t approve of minors doing this cache alone. (If you are under 18, you must be with a parent or guardian.)
Since we recognize that many people may be shy about their nudity, we try to allow cachers their privacy. If you see us and want to stop and chat or have someone work your camera, just ask.
We do have chickens, horses, a goat, cats, a dog, one very loud donkey and neighboring cows and a bull that are sometimes very near. That exposes one to the possibility of a broken fence and encounter with free roaming and easily spooked animals…so be aware of your surroundings. You may also want to watch out for, shall we say “droppings”.
They are not for your petting, but may make noise at your presence. If someone checks on the noise, just wave and say you’re geocaching or hold up your GPS.
Gallery pictures are part of the fun, but be aware of geocaching guidelines of prohibiting visible genitalia or posterior cleavage. Photoshop and imaginative shields or strategic body placement at shutter time all work wonders. Pictures revealing too much will be edited or removed from this site. And please no underwear or negligee shots and no sexual innuendos in the logs or photos – That’s not what this cache is about.
Near the cache is a pond with sand beach, lounge chairs, volley ball and tenting areas. If you want to have an extended stay please contact the owners to arrange that. Don’t cut any trees, don’t disturb the natural habitat, and don’t leave a fire unattended. Pack out what you pack in. Thank you and Happy Caching!