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Bonch Stew! Mystery Cache

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GeoPreservationTeam: This puzzle had a great run, but the information required for the solve is increasingly difficult to come by these days. Thanks to everyone who found it and the nice logs!

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Hidden : 4/15/2005
Difficulty:
2.5 out of 5
Terrain:
1.5 out of 5

Size: Size:   regular (regular)

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Geocache Description:

It's your turn to cook dinner! What's everyone want?
Bonch Stew!

This culinary recipe is a delicacy in many houses, including lobotomy's. Follow these simple steps to prepare your delicious foodstravaganza:

Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Do not go to the coordinates listed above, for the cache is elsewhere. In a large stockpot mix the following:
  • 1 16 oz. can B&M Brown Bread with Raisins
  • 1 25.4 oz. bottle of Martinelli's Sparkling Apple Wild Berry Cider
  • 1 12 oz. can of Rich, Chocolate Ovaltine
  • one half gallon of Silk Very Vanilla Soymilk
  • 100 oz. of All High Efficiency Fresh Rain Scented Laundry Detergent
  • 1 10 oz. jar of Reese green Maraschino cherries
  • 1 16 oz. jar of Talk o' Texas Crisp Mild Okra Pickles
  • 17.6 pounds of Beneful Healthy Weight Dog Food
  • One half gallon of Dole Orange Peach Mango juice
  • 1 2lb. Baby Loaf of Tillamook Sharp Cheddar cheese
  • 48 oz. Sunsweet Gold Label Prune Juice
  • 3.53 oz. Brunswick Kippered seafood snacks
  • 1 4 oz. jar of Fleischmann's Rapid Rise Yeast (I don't have a bread machine, BTW)
  • A 50 oz. can containing One Chicken Ready Whole Chicken
  • 1 22 oz. tub of Kozy Shack Cinnamon Raisin Rice pudding

Bring contents to a hard boil, stirring constantly. Reduce heat, and simmer for 45 minutes. Call the CDC at 1-800-232-4636, and inform them that this step has been reached. They'll know what to do. Add salt and pepper to taste, then call the Oregon Poison Center at 1-800-222-1222. Serve over rice or toast, then call 503-292-2222 for alternative dining options. Turn off oven. Induce vomiting.

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

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Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)