WHAT HAPPENED TO "BOND...JAMES BOND" MISSION #1 Multi-Cache

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pafarmboy: These Bond caches have had a good run, but it ain't fun when you have to worry about gadgets breaking or coming up missing. Will pick up geolitter next time I'm out that way.

Thanks to all those who made the trek. Hope you enjoyed it.

PAFARMBOY

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Hidden : 3/21/2010
Difficulty:
3.5 out of 5
Terrain:
3.5 out of 5

Size: Size: regular (regular)

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This cache will expire on August 1st, 2015

Disclaimer: I've just realized I started the framework for this cache over a year and a half ago, and just recently got it off of the backburner and finally up and running. Sorry for the "way too late to complain at this point" attitude. It was developed after seeing the "new" James Bond film. At any rate......

Allright. I've had it. Who the heck decided that James Bond needs to be all dark and serious in this last movie, Quantum of Solace. C'mon people! No one-liners or trick gadgets? No Jaws or Mr Big or Dr. No or Goldfinger? No Pussy Galore, Plenty O'Toole, Honey Ryder, heck not even a Jinx! No Moneypenny! AND NO Q! What in the name of Godsgreenearth is wrong with the universe when you don't even think about smiling through an entire James Bond film! No wonder Craig doesn't say "Bond....James Bond" in this last film. Even he doesn't think he's Bond anymore. And just for good measure, what the heck does Quantum of Solace mean anyway?

Well, I've decided to take matters into my own hands. I'm bringing back the doofy villains and the trick gadgets. I'm bringing back the one-liners and campy themes. And I'm DEFINITELY bringing back Q. There is no Bond without Q!
Captured!




Perps!

Calling all Agents! British Intelligence, MI6, is in urgent need of your service. James Bond has been kidnapped by a band of rogue MI6 Agents. Led by the notorious James 'Stretch' Armstrong, it took an incredible coordinated effort by some of MI6's best to bring Bond down! (or one lame movie by Marc Forster)

We need you to rescue James!


Local operatives have gone to great lengths to supply you with the initial coordinates for the Bond/Armstrong rendevous that went horribly wrong. When there, you will be given a series of instructions to set you on the trail of Stretch and his crew. They MUST be brought to justice!

Be warned, Stretch's team was picked specifically for their various skills.

The mastermind, Stretch, has tried to thwart your rescue attempts by placing MI6 clues beyond any mortal's reach. Thank goodness you have Q on your side! He will supply you with the infamous gadgets needed to acquire all classified info. However, you will need to bring along a set of 4 AA batteries and a flashlight. A notebook and a pencil wouldn't be a bad idea either.

Needem isn't as technically savvy. You just need to channel his namesake and you should be fine. However, lose his inner mojo and you could be in for a nice dose of ridicule with a side order of humble pie .

Meso has been teased for her name so much, she takes it out in a painful way to her pursuers. If you've ever hiked in a SGL, you can see why she was brought onto the team.

Ima likes to stand out with a clever hide, but he's a sucker for a lame theme song. Some of his picks are almost as bad as his taste in clothing. Rumor is...he even LIKED Quantum of Solace. He is one sad, sad man.

At the present time, all indications lead us to suspect that this entire operation will be conducted in Hillman State Park. Even though it is titled a state park, it is considered a SGL according to my Raccoon Creek Park contacts. Please dress accordingly if other Agent Oranges will be in the area. A list of hunting dates can be found HERE.

Since Hillman isn't the prettiest place around, these caches are more about the revelry than the scenery. If you get to the first stage and a piece of equipment isn't in the ammo can, then someone has beat you there and you're gonna haveta wait until another day.

BTW, this cache is about 2.5 miles long roundtrip. However, I would leave a couple hours for this one. It ain't the destination, people, it's the journey! Also, I would wear long pants and take a long shirt, even if its 100 degrees outside, unless of course, you like sporting briar cuts as Henna body art. Trust me on this one.

In all, there will be 4 missions to conquer in order to be eligible to bring back James. I'm hoping to put out a new mission every couple of months. If successful on each mission you will be rewarded handsomely....or at least find an ammo can and partial coords to the Captured Bond Hideout.

Good luck Agent, and Godspeed! Maybe YOU will be the one to bring James Bond back to us. PLEASE!

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