Slaughter of the gods Traditional Geocache
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A commemorative cache by StealthRT.
High clearance vehicle and 4WD highly recommended.
A long time ago… or maybe not so long ago…, in a land
far far away… or maybe not so far away…, arose the
gods.
Hundreds of gods assembled to do battle with those cachers who
would rise to the challenge. From Abeona to Zisa, from Ra to
Kaluannuunohonionio, they were plentiful and covered miles of land
beyond what even the Groundspeak Map Ap could see.
The gods had no fear (for they left every one of their phobias in
Nevada). They took camouflaged cover in powerful fortifications
thought unassailable. Still it was not long before the cachers came
to do battle with the gods.
Many cachers came without high clearance and quickly found the gods
had bunkered in terrain rugged, jagged, and high enough to avoid
confrontation with them. But, soon cachers with clearance began to
arrive.
Some, equipped directly out of the great ancient city of Toledo,
with vehicles driven up Willy’s Parkway itself, arrived in
TJs and LJs.
The gods trembled, but they did not retreat… for they had an
unexpected secret power at their disposal… the power of
minty fresh breath!
This created a panic among many cachers. But a brave few responded
to the challenge. They did not back down. They responded the only
way they knew. With bravery. With cunning. With… needle-nose
pliers!
For many days, weeks even, the cachers assaulted the entrenchments
of the gods. They struck blow after blow after blow. Some gods
disappeared and then reappeared. Cachers suffered cut tires and
breakdowns. There was chaos in the desert.
This was a difficult and harrowing fight as even the caching worlds
best and brightest came and assaulted the gods through sleepless
nights. The battle raged on and on.
And then… one day… all fell quiet in the desert.
There were no gods. There were no cachers. There were just the
memories. Or were they just dreams? Were the gods ever here at
all?
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