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Clam Cowboy Cache Mystery Cache

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globalgirl: Skipped over to my old geosandbox on a little cache maintenance run today and... Oh dear, the Cowpoke d'Clam's definitely gone M.I.A. [V]

Ah well, this honey - my first ever hide nearly 3 years ago - surely has had a good run. 70 yellow smilies of fun for the locals and visitors alike. Nonetheless, time to let the lone Clam Cowboy lumber off (clippity-clop, clippity-clop) into the sunset...

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Hidden : 9/25/2004
Difficulty:
1.5 out of 5
Terrain:
1.5 out of 5

Size: Size:   micro (micro)

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The usual disclaimer:  The blue squiggle above connotes that the posted coordinates are useless at best.  The chowder recipe below, on the other hand, is both viable and guaranteed delectable.


August 2006 Update
The world turns, things change (yet oddly enough, geocachers never cease to delight in seeking tupperware wherever it might lie.)  Originally this simple puzzle cache was designed as a 2-stage multi but alas, after nearly 2 years and 50 finds, it seems the delightful fountain featured at the 1st wpt has lost many of its whimsical knicknacks.  Indeed, at last scout - oh dear, why even the "Clam Cowboy" himself has disappeared (no doubt slowly lumbering off into the sunset - to the waning tune of "Home, home on the range..."

Ah but... rather than archive this honey, I've opted to do away with all the pesky counting of frog toes, submarine propellers, reindeer antler points, weasels 'n ravens (not to mention those elusive fish tails underfoot!) - in favor of eliminating the fountain wpt altogether, and simply revising the recipe puzzle to send you directly to the final cache (I've also reduced the cache difficulty a goodly bunch.)

Likewise things have changed a tad at the hide as well.  So I've opted to replace the original full-size Lock 'n Lock with a small waterproof matches container (capable of stashing but a log book and few wee trinkets - so do BYOP.)  As ever, please do be alert for muggles whence grabbing, logging and returning the cache to its hidey.


The Clam:
Geoduck is pronounced “goo-ee-duck” - the largest burrowing clam in the World.  They can be found - more than 100 million strong - along Puget Sound shores at minus tides, burrowed more than 3 ft. deep.  Weighing up to 7 lbs. each, these suckers have “necks” more than a meter long!  I should know, I've tipped head over heels in the muddy sand in hot pursuit of these puppies along the beach at Quartermaster Harbor when I lived on "The Rock" (Vashon Island.)  No contest, the meat of the geoduck makes the bar-none BEST chowder on the Planet!

The Clam Cowboy:
As mentioned above, the original inspiration for this, my first ever cache hide (nearly 800 finds and 18 hides ago) was a potpourri of fanciful fountain characters featuring frogs with umbrellas bouncing up and down, whilst weasel driven submarines twirled, and a gaggle of SADDLED characters (yup, including a most handsomely plump geoduck clam) circled round 'n round on a merry-go-round.  In any case, suffice it reminded me fondly of my days of geoduck hunting and cooking up a simmering batch of succulent clam chowder.  And thus, I offer you...

Geoduck Clam Chowder
10 oz. fresh clam meat, preferably geoduck, cut into 1 inch pieces
3 strips bacon
1 medium onion, diced
4 cups clam juice
16 oz. heavy cream
1 lg. carrot, peeled and diced
1 celery stalk, diced
2 large red or white potatoes, peeled and diced
4 teaspoons minced parsley
1/4 teaspoon freshly ground pepper
Juice of 1/2 lemon
3 drops Tabasco
Grind clam meat in a meat grinder through large holes or food processor until roughly chopped and reserve.  Cook bacon in large stockpot over low heat until just crisp; remove, drain on paper towels, crumble and set aside.  Add onions to bacon drippings and cook until soft, about 5 minutes. Add clams and cook an additional 3 minutes, stirring occasionally to avoid browning.

Add clam juice, turn heat to high, and bring to a boil. Add cream, return to a boil, then reduce to a simmer. Add carrot, celery, and potato. Cook over medium-low heat, uncovered, until vegetables are tender, about 10 minutes.  Stir in remaining ingredients, taste and adjust seasonings. Add crumbled bacon and serve immediately.

This recipe yields 6 servings.


N 47º 3A.BCD
W 122º 1E.FGH


cream minus (clam juice plus carrot plus onion plus celery) = A
multiply clams by lemon = B
(multiply parsley by cream) minus celery = CD
(multiply lemon by servings) plus bacon = E
Tobasco plus clam juice = F
(divide parsley by pepper) plus (multiply potatoes by lemon) = GH

Bon Appetit!


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