Once upon a
time (as all good
childrens stories start) not so long ago there where three
bears, feeling bored one day and surfing the net, they
stumbled upon geocaching.com. Intrigued by this pastime they
decided to put to use one of the two and a half litre
Tupperware containers, they had obtained from the pre-reform
days of stealing food from picnic sites to some use and
gathered enough, nuts, berries and trinkets to put a cache
together.
They looked out of the
window, unfortunately it rained for the next five days and four
nights and bears DON'T like water for this reason they decided they
had the time to devise a puzzle cache, they decided that only one
of them would hide the cache due to the numbers of hunters that
where presently frequenting the woods, but what could they call it
…..001? As only one of the three of them hid it
They did hit one problem,
they didn’t have a log book and had a problem acquiring one as
bears ARE afraid of built up areas, so couldn’t just simply go down
to the shops and ‘Geocaching logbooks are us’ to buy one. They
eventually mugged the local postman after blocking some roads by
felling trees and posting a letter to 507 Double Zero Street,
NW35 0OO, forcing the postman to leave his van by the side of
the road in a non-built up area.
After a previous encounter
with Goldilocks where not only did she steal the bears porridge but
their unemployment benefit Giro’s as well, This became a very
unhappy time for the bears many arguments ensued, Mummy bear would
repeatedly called daddy bear a $&*%* $)^%(. This even
put mummy and daddy bears marriage at risk, t hey eventually
sought advice from a bear marriage guidance in peru by
telephone 51 29435347 for the trauma that they suffered from
the break in,it was also discovered from this consultation
that the event had left the mummy bear a bit paranoid and
neurotic. She insisted that they each learn a new skill to
keep their bearly secrets secret. The daddy bear became a
master of codes with numbers, the mummy bear became a master
of codes using symbols and words, the baby bear became a
master of hiding things and subversion, hiding this cache
became a good opportunity to test their skills
The Bear Biography
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The Daddy Bear
Name:
Birtley Washington
Bear
Occupation:
TB picnic site
inspector
Skill: Master of
codes with numbers
Languages
:Bear, Panda and
German
Age:38
Height:7"
Weight:920 ounces
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| Misdemeanours was
convicted of being a flasher in his younger days and bearing
all |
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The Mummy
Bear
Name:
Pennywell Washington
Bear
Occupation:
Housebear, maintaining and keeping
house
Skill: Master of
codes with words/symbols
Languages
:Bear, hippo and
Greek
Age: 32
Height:6.5"
Weight:740 ounces
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| Misdemeanours tends to
swear lot, in fact her language is barely
repeatable |
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The Baby Bear
Name:
Waldridge Washington
Bear
Occupation:
scollar
Skill: Master of
subversion and hiding things
Languages
:Bear, Python and
French
Age:14
Height: 6"
Weight: 560 ounces
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| Misdemeanours hasn't
quite learnt not to steal picnic baskets |