$ This cache is filled with CA$H!!! $
All of El Fartero's friends in the Billionaire Boy's Club wanted to make this a "Member's Only" cache. But The Stinky One has not forgotten his humble origins, and has made this cache available to all! This includes you plebians, proletarians and Untouchables, not to mention you upstarts, parvenus, bourgeoise, and nouveau riche! You know who you are. Just let us know when you're coming so we can put a cover on the Bentley. Remember to trade fairly.
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THE RICH & FAMOUS PRAISE "THE FRANKLIN MINT$ GEOCA$H!!!"
"WOO HOO!!! FIRST TO FIND!!! Who cares if the cache hasn't been published yet? And I always trade fairly!"
--B. Madeoff, Federal Prison System
"'Gee, I'll cash in!' How devilishly charming! Now to plan a leveraged buy-out after we're rescued. 'Groundspeak--A division of Howell Enterprises!'"
--T. Howell III, Uncharted desert island
"How is my ego supposed to fit in a SMALL geocash?? YOU'RE FIRED!!! Now watch for new luxury condos at Ground Zero!"
--D. Trump, Penthouse of Vanity
"THE PUBLIC BE DAMNED! I'm going geocashing!! What's that--No railroad line to Ground Zero?? NOT ANYMORE!!!"
--C. Vanderbilt, Gilded-age mansion