Here's the deal:
Everybody knows that aliens are real, and that they've been spying
on us for ages. No one knows their true intentions (except for a
few governments and secret societies) but it isn't hard to imagine
that they'll arrive in force one day, not as friends, but as
conquerors. They may even send evil robots! In this event armies
will be defeated, governments will fall, and society will collapse.
This will probably take about ten minutes, and soon after we’ll all
be living “underground.” You ARE stockpiling your jerky and
beans, aren't you?
Mankind’s last, best hope for survival will be a band of
adventurers, experts in navigation and concealment. These hardy
souls have experience in conducting secret operations in public
places, and in traversing all kinds of terrain.
You guessed it; I'm talking about Geocachers. That's right
folks, when the alien hoards show up with their ray guns a-blazin'
it will be up to us to save the day! We will become the ARF -- the
Alien Resistance Force!!
Of course, it never hurts to train a little and that's where
this cache comes in. When you trade items in this cache please note
in the log how the item you leave can be useful for living on the
lam or resisting the extraterrestrial bad guys. For example, the
original contents of this cache are:
- A log book, of course, for our secret communications.
- A bag of marbles for throwing under the feet of a marauding
robot.
- A little pen light for flashing secret signals.
- A thermometer/compass key chain to aid your survival. (Hint: It
gets warmer as you go South)
- A whistle to warn others when the aliens are approaching.
- A little magnifying glass to burn the aliens if they happen to
be small and bug-like.
- A purple bracelet used to positively identify someone as a
human (aliens have no sense of fashion).
Finally, remember this: In the event of an attack the GPS
satellites may be knocked out of the sky and there may be no power
for your Internet connection. In this event, please return here for
further instructions. The ARF, and all of humanity, is counting on
you!!
You are looking for an ammo can. Congratulations to rockitbiker on
the FTF. Happy hunting everyone!