GAG10 - Control Yourself Traditional Geocache
Search 4: It was fun while it lasted and 149 visitors is pretty darn good. Time to put this one in the archives.
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This cache is intended to help you prove that you are not addicted to Geocaching and/or you really hate lightpost “skirt-lifters”. If you fit into either of these categories, DO NOT LOG THIS CACHE!!!!!!
This cache has no redeeming qualities.
This cache is of the most unimaginative, uninspired light-pole cache genre.
This is not a great place to put a cache.
There is no history lesson to learn.
This cache location does not have a nice view.
There is not a nice hike on the way to the cache.
This is not a cool place you didn't know existed.
It is not particularly child-friendly.
There is no dogs allowed.
The location is not very winter friendly.
Parking around the cache is by permit only.
There is no OC Transpo stops in easy proximity to the cache.
This is not a creative container.
There is no room for swag, TBs or Geocoins (Minis perhaps might fit).
There is no “thrill of the hunt” or special feeling of accomplishment, in fact you may feel a little soiled.
If you claim that you are not addicted to geocaching, prove it by NOT logging this cache. Just be forewarned, every time you pass this area, your GPS will let you know that it is there. Every time you run a pocket query, it will be there, calling out to you. The “(unfound) Geocache” icon will be there on your screen, taunting you. But, you can handle it, because you are NOT addicted to geocaching.
If you claim that you really HATE light-pole caches, prove it by NOT logging this cache. Even though it is right there, this is your chance to prove your loathing of this type of micro. PROVE YOUR DISDAIN proudly! We won’t be offended.
There is no special prize for the FTF, only shame. Your name on the log sheet will only prove that you are addicted and that it doesn’t matter where the cache is as long as you get the find on your stats.
This cache was placed for the Go and Get Em 10!!! event. Please do not search for the cache before 6:00pm Apr 27, 2007. Any logs before this time WILL NOT be deleted. These early logs will stand as an eternal witness to your lack of self-control.
Control yourself...DO NOT LOG THIS CACHE!!!!
Additional Hints
(Decrypt)
[Look under the skirt on pole 116]