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The Listed
Coordinates Are Good For Nothing
ABSOLUTELY NO
BUSH-WHACKING
(If You Are
Bush-Whacking ... Call For Help ... Because You Are Really
Really Lost)
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The First To Find (FTF)
Is
The "Marble Guy"
(Formerly - dklann06)
&
Wrongway Junebug
(12/24/2007 @ 3:45 PM)
The First To Not Find (DNF) Is:
??? (Surely No One Will Claim This Honor)
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Many GeoCachers
Refuse To Do Puzzle-Caches Because:
(a) They Think That The
Puzzles Are Too Hard To Solve.
(b) They Know That They
Are Not Bright Enough To Figure Them Out.
(c) Both "a" and "b".
(f) Tilt, Tilt, Tilt.
Well, If You Fit Descriptions "a",
"b", "c" or Maybe Even An "f", Then You Are In Luck. I Have Lowered
The Intellectual Bar To Such An Extreme Level, That Even The
Totally Perplexed should be able to log a find.
This Puzzle-Cache Is Dedicated To
All The GeoCachers Who's Problem Solving Skills...Totally
Suck.
After many long
hours of thoughtless thoughts trying to find a way to include
the Bewildered in another aspect of GeoCaching, I believe
that I have finally created the perfect Puzzle-Cache that can
be solved by both...the Puzzle Experts and the Neuron
Depleted...In About The Same Amount Of
Time.
Don't let this
Puzzle scare you. You can solve it in the comfort of your own
home, taking as much time as needed...Days, Months or even
Years. No one outside your little
world will ever know that you are totally Clueless, Confused
or Downright Dense.
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How To
Play:
When you have
built up enough courage to play, click on the “I Ain't No
Woos, I Wanna Play ” link. A Photo of the area where the
Cache is located will display. Your mission is to visually
scan that Photo for the clues, Identify the area, Get the
coordinates, Go locate the Cache and Log your find. It should
take the average person under 60 seconds to solve this
puzzle.
You can check your coordinates
on
Geochecker.com
Please, No
Emails For Hints Unless You Have Exhausted All Other
Means.
In Case You Don't Find The Cache,
You Are Allowed To Call A Friend For Help.
Be Sure to bring something to sign
the log with...just in case the one in the Cache is missing or
broken.
Ok, Are You Ready? Take a Deep
Breath And Click On The "I Ain't No Woos, I Wanna Play" Link To
Display The Puzzle.
I Ain't No Woos,
I Wanna Play
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Logging The
Find:
Be Sure To mention if you
had any problems solving the Cache, If there wern't enough
clues...etc.
Feel free to post Hints,
Spoiler Pictures of Ground Zero and the Cache Container to
help the next Oblivious GeoCacher.
Finally:
This Puzzle-Cache is
active and out there right now. It is waiting for you to find
it. It keeps showing up in your searches and Mocks you. You
know you want to solve it and log it. What Is Your
Excuse?
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